office office

25 Oct

Lots of people wonder about my work profile. some loved ones are worried. some jealous. so to confuse them further and entertain others in the bargain, i pen this post. I am employed in a very strange inspiring workplace which is led by a Jayesh Daulatjada aka JD aka Jade(to me).

This boss of mine, dear Jade, hides his enlightened status in his pocket. but he lets go of it daily for a few minutes when he sees anything faintly sweet. gujju che bhai. his springy yet dainty walk, his joyous demenour, his all inclusive nature, only goes on to prove his amazingness, layer upon layer. he was pre-trained by guruji to lead a bunch of zoo elements belonging to the WAYE office. As part of the rigorous training, guruji had him teach in many prisons of india, and Jade can therefore now brush off the utter madness that goes on in WAYE with such elan… as if he is an ice cream. His ways yield max. productivity with min. bitterness and no rules. i know u are now itching to apply.

Be forewarned of the pack of monkeys that rule WAYE within and without. prashant the happy money, eby the mad monkey, gauri(male) the naughty monkey and abhi the monkey monkey. they are the lil guruji’s who by being themselves, destroy any ounce of sadness that might prevail in the hearts of the co-zoo members. the feline creatures are led by rupal and ruchi, who elegantly paw in and out of the office at obscene hours. though they are tigers in their own right, RnR work like donkeys’ to make WAYE’s work more gratifying to our sense of sight. then there is rajiv, the eagle, who has a bike for wings, and has got a vigilant bird’s eye view of the entire ashram upto banshankari. kamaakshi is a pair of conjoint siamese twin baby elephants. desperately happy n cuddley. well, u know, she’s on the chubby side. gauri(female) is the ring master..cos when Jade takes a chill pill, which is more or less always, gauri mothers the lot. super lovingly and strictly albeit.

Tanu- the giraffe that chants, vibhavari- the hearteningly hardworking beaver, shru- the thick skinned rhino with a CA degree, chirag- the bull on the brink of enlightenment, krutika n chaaru- the peaceful pretty parakeets, maketh the rest of our zoo. (if i missed out on any names, u can mentally assume/take shape of the animal u want to be, jgd). well, i am more of dead skin/fallen feathers/tree in this zoo setup. i say this with half the intended embaressment becos i share this post with a dear co-employee. she’s the gorgeous peacock that cruises in and out of the zoo and only dances in the rain, thus rarely. srividya. thanks, u suddenly mean much more to me.;)

For those who dint get my twisted sense of pedestrian humor, i simply meant that i am not an integral part of the zoo cos my work revolves around “not doing any work”;). but this is my blog, so what the hell!! i am going to include myself dammit. i am the rare kuala bear. remember the bear that sleeps 20 hrs a day and goes into hibernation for most of the year? yes thats me, cos w.r.t WAYE office i come alive only twice a year; summer (magic) and winter (break). so waiting to awaken myself with you this winter break! until then, yawn;)

P.S. Next time when u visit ashram and bump into the zoo creatures, do take a moment to applaud their full time commitment to this NGO zoo…..and in here, feeding the animals is permitted.;)

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19 Responses to “office office”

  1. abhiramv October 25, 2010 at 4:23 am #

    Priya didi. Kya Baat, Kya Baat, Kya Baat!!!!!! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

  2. Khurshed October 25, 2010 at 7:32 am #

    Hello?! What about me and dinesh?! πŸ™‚
    You keep leaving us out…
    Jai Gurudeva!
    love
    bawa

  3. ebiness October 25, 2010 at 12:06 pm #

    baroda must be some place to squeeze this out of u…. suuuuuuuuuper che…!!

    bau, u and bhaiya have two fulltoo writes…let us amimals have our moments πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

    loveeeeee….

    eb(monk)y

  4. dinesh October 25, 2010 at 6:17 pm #

    Purely animalistic post… (don’t know what that means but sounds good. Seems like i have been bitten by Priya).

    Btw, you effectively use your blog to issue licenses to yourself to sleep and be lazy and not do work that you are supposed to do and dont like!!! Thats not being a good rolemodel, or a good role to be in, and doesn’t befit the good model status that you enjoy!!!

    Bau was saying if zoos make you so koalaish, may be you can be dezood for an year πŸ™‚

  5. priyax October 25, 2010 at 6:20 pm #

    bnd, to call u both animals, would be blasphemy!! i will burn in hell..!
    besides, u already want me out of heaven cos u hv a substitute limbu paani maker. sorry, u cant be a part of the zoo.

  6. priyax October 25, 2010 at 6:23 pm #

    dinesh dada, i hv duly ‘internalized’ the comment; and i will let it remain in public view, so that i can stay wit the pinch and take right action.

  7. Divya October 25, 2010 at 10:49 pm #

    Loved the posts Pirya… keep them coming… :))I was giggling like crazy at office,……. πŸ˜›

  8. Swapnil October 26, 2010 at 1:02 am #

    Lovely woman! You are just awesome! what a way to describe! beauty-full πŸ˜‰
    Loved it! πŸ˜€
    mast hain ekdum jhakkas post! πŸ™‚
    keep them pouring in πŸ™‚
    Love nd regards,
    JaiGurudev!
    Swapnil πŸ™‚

  9. Kamatchi October 27, 2010 at 11:29 am #

    “conjoint siamese twin baby elephants”??!! Priya mani, I have come to 82 from 96 and soon will be 62!!!!!! I don’t qualify the title ANYMOREEEE!!!!!!

  10. vini October 27, 2010 at 11:02 pm #

    πŸ™‚ Priya yeah u out of the zoo!!!! And cho chweet, Bau felt left out 😦 I totally agree with everything. JD is This :):)
    You can come down to Manipal now πŸ™‚

  11. Suparna October 28, 2010 at 10:44 am #

    Where do I send in my application for the koala bear post?! i hear there’s going to be a vacancy soon…
    Priya, really love yr posts!!

  12. nasradu8 October 29, 2010 at 10:17 am #

    Haha, Priya! Can I be the occasional pigeon, who sneaks into the zoo and troubles the ring master (Jade).

  13. a1vivek October 29, 2010 at 1:02 pm #

    i’ve often wondered how work happens there..
    but things get done with such efficiency…. and creativeness..
    JD bhaiya is the pillar behind all this…kudos to him

  14. Amarja November 1, 2010 at 9:02 am #

    πŸ™‚ so graphical. It sums up the WAYE office spirit so well.

  15. Vinod November 1, 2010 at 11:37 am #

    I wish to visit the zoo more often than before… not just for the animals but for the trampoline!!! I loved being on it…
    Thanks Dinesh Bhaiyya!!!

  16. pratibha November 1, 2010 at 5:45 pm #

    BnD, Marsupials make the best zoo animals! they are so cuddly and accessible, Kaolas being the best of them all! Please dont “DE-ZOO” it! instead just feed it Eucalyptus leaves instead of “Human food”! ( that is their fave food) now, that should wake up the Kaola! πŸ™‚ LOL

  17. Parul November 7, 2010 at 1:57 pm #

    Till now i was bau n dinesh da fan now i m urs too … wah kya likha hai … awwwesome
    muah πŸ™‚

  18. Bidisha December 1, 2010 at 11:25 am #

    tht is such a cool post! totally sums up the zoo-ness at WAYE!! πŸ˜€

  19. jaideep April 15, 2011 at 5:38 pm #

    ZOOOishlly amazing πŸ™‚
    Years to come they will be endangered species raring to join
    SO WATCH OUTTTTTTT!!!!!
    The aber toot,Biggy Ele and Masi Rhino,Pengu papli,chimpu champ etccc.

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