khursed batliwala v/s khurshed batliwala

23 Sep

All full of Dumbledore’s concern, a mother’s love, Shakeel’s comic timing, David Blaine’s eccentricity, an enlightened one’s presence (for all practical purposes, read: guruji), a parsi’s pathetic sense of color (pista green wall paper for god’s sake??), a Dinesh Godke’s grace, a 2yr old’s innocence, the anger of a ligthening, as short lived as the lightening ofcourse, the wit of the wittiest person u know multiplied 7 times over;
all this with the pinkest of palms & cleanest of feet,
with the most penetrating eyes & longest of nose,
with silverest of hair & magicalest of personalities; EXISTS. Thankfully.

And all that i wanted was for him to remember my name. To be of some use to some one, so that i am worth being remembered by him. and i say this with deep humility that my wish got fulfilled! he knows my name now! god promise!!
why only name, he knows that i hv asymmetric ear piercings, he knows my fav. color (and he celebrates his hatred for it), and he knows the inner workings of my rowdy mind.

His achievements include inspiring every tom, dick and harry (and their female counterparts) he meets, besides taming me. now lets focus on the ‘taming me’ part.
i do sport the longest tresses i have ever had. in a single hue.
i do not have the 3 other tattoos that were to be etched on my epidermis.
i do not have that bitter tongue i took pride in.
i do have the pride though.
i do not have unnecessary rebellion (except when he poses unbelievable targets nonchalantly which he always does. always. EVERY SINGLE TIME. GOT IT?)
Err,, i am realizing that i am talking more about myself rather than him. old habits die hard;)

actually i dint want to reveal to u cool cool things abt him.. but i cant resist.;).
u know he has 60+ international maddening board games,
also he cooks the most amazing italian cuisine (zucchini is not cucumber honey’s!),
and his piano playing will make u want to by heart the melody of each western classical piece of music,
and and and he’s gotten himself a master’s in statistics from IIT, Mumbai.

so u know wat. i wish for u to crosscheck all that i have described him as. consider it as homework after reading this post;)
so u gotto click here and check him out after which u can categorize urself as below.
1st category: ur already as mad about him as i am, then congratulations;)
2nd category: ur intrigued with my description of him, i.e. i am a good writer;) but u know wat! he’s a great one.. so ideally u wud want to read his
3rd category: all this seems unbelievable to you, and u think i am faffing about some imaginary UFO, then u just need to go to bed and read my post over n over until u find urself falling in the 1st category.

P.S: ‘aappy birrday bauu. how much lou is enough to fill u, u tell; and i shall provide an extra barrel of it, just in case;)


24 Responses to “khursed batliwala v/s khurshed batliwala”

  1. Khurshed September 23, 2010 at 12:44 am #

    hey priya
    ty for writing that πŸ™‚
    love you
    Jai Gurudeva!

  2. priyax September 23, 2010 at 12:48 am #

    woohooo!! look who commented 1sttt!! happiest i am! i feel like its my birthday!

  3. Pragya September 23, 2010 at 12:54 am #

    Yippeeee… I am in the 1st category!! :):)

    Happy Birthday Bau…

  4. srikanth September 23, 2010 at 8:14 am #

    wowo ,, thats some piece o work πŸ™‚ ,, and the so is the person who commented 1st πŸ˜€

  5. abhiramv September 23, 2010 at 10:48 am #

    HOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…. I was about to say my post goes into Garryrossi Fail category, but you know after seeing the first comment, i am finding for a new category to burn my post in.

    HAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA. SUBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!! You have been Guru pass by the Guru itself, vera enna venum. πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ :-). MADDDD POST!!!! Bow down Bow down Bow down….

  6. Mihir September 23, 2010 at 11:51 am #

    Wow what a description, and yes I fall in the 1st caategory definately. Apart from that great writing

  7. kumar simha September 23, 2010 at 12:39 pm #

    if its made the man himself proud…thn it goes without sayin how wonderfully well its written..:)…gr8 job priyaaaaa!

  8. priyax September 23, 2010 at 1:46 pm #

    @abhi-even ur comment is so 100% man!! bowing down back;)

  9. Vignesh September 23, 2010 at 5:08 pm #

    bestststst post for Bau!!! πŸ™‚ sharing it on fb! πŸ˜€

  10. Vignesh September 23, 2010 at 5:09 pm #

    now u know.. i’m also one of ur blog followers..

  11. Suparna September 23, 2010 at 8:21 pm #

    Ha ha…lovely post, priya! you write so well!! btw, what is that color that u love and bau hates? (just so i dont gift him anything in that ever :))

  12. AparnA September 23, 2010 at 8:30 pm #

    wow…. really great post πŸ™‚ extremely unorganized way of writing.. which i liked the most πŸ™‚

  13. rupal September 23, 2010 at 11:05 pm #

    superrrrrrrrrr priyaaaaaaaaaaaaa……..for once I 4give u for all those thingssssss that u have commented abt πŸ™‚

  14. Shashi September 23, 2010 at 11:50 pm #

    hey nice blog… dint get head n tails of ur post.. but kinda interesting πŸ™‚
    keep blogging..

  15. dinesh ghodke September 26, 2010 at 8:51 pm #

    I have to write a comment at gun point, or lets say priya point.

    Its signature Priya, wild, wacky, roll-on-the-floor funny (but i didnt, cos she had not rolled on it before and made it clean enough) and yet captures the essence of the phenomenon that is Bawa !!!

  16. eby September 26, 2010 at 11:11 pm #

    ‘mujhse shaadi karogi..mujhse shaadi karogee'(sung in tune),for the write..and,

    ‘i love you’ .,for the wizard it was written for….!!

  17. priyax September 27, 2010 at 9:48 pm #

    @suparna- black it is!

  18. Lekshmi September 28, 2010 at 1:28 pm #

    The BEST post on bau ever!! Hats off to you Priyechi!!!! :))

  19. Divya October 24, 2010 at 5:43 pm #

    Priyaaaa… super duperchyaa peksha mast post… πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ You cannot see how widely I am grinning after reading the posts on Bau and dinesh da…..ekdum mad mad mad post…. but i love this madness!!!!!!!

  20. Swapnil October 26, 2010 at 1:10 am #

    Now thats a beauty! πŸ™‚
    Loved it πŸ™‚ mast hain ekdum mast πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  21. Vinod November 1, 2010 at 11:45 am #

    Adding to it Bau has a cute child like innocent smile…

  22. pratibha November 1, 2010 at 2:54 pm #

    Oh woweeeeee!!!!!!!! Love this post Priya!
    for once in my life i find myself agreeing wholeheartedly with what someone is saying without a but and an if and an yeah-all-true-but-the-last/middle/first/17th-point is silly! πŸ˜‰ add, one more thing lah – has the sharpest of ears when he chooses to, but has the amazing ability to not / unhear whatever he chooses not to hear!!!! irritating habit bauuuuuuuuuuu…… ( Bau, I dont think we can do a 500 ppl DSN course / a 10,000 ppl part 1 course, no ttc bau, please…. = absolutely NO RESPONSE!) he will simply continue stirring the broccoli or slaying that silly moster or seducing his piano keys or whatever! Grrrrrr….. but what to do, we so love you bau!

  23. Parul November 7, 2010 at 2:13 pm #

    wow .. wat a spontaneous write u r.. too gud… i m lucky to know u all .. perfect description

  24. Parul November 7, 2010 at 2:15 pm #

    oops sorry i meant writer

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