WHEN 22 BECAME 2.

8 Apr

Once upon a time there were 3 blind mice, they loved to fart. They took the help of Pinnochio’s dad to build a small home for their family. Very ambitiously they planned a ballroom party as their house warming ceremony. Obviously Cinderella, Snow white and Hansel were invited. No one forgot their shoes! Suprise!!! Sadly none of them could enjoy the ball cos they couldnt enter the house of the mice. The dwarfs had fun though. The girls went back home hungry and ate the bread crumbs gratel had dropped few years ago. They walked through the jungle through the night gossiping. The sun came up and they were still walking and talking. Girls! Snow white developed heat boils as the sun was beating down on them. Cinderella got loose motions due to food poisoning thanks to ancient bread crumbs. Then she ate the apple that snow white had brought as gift for the mice, but dint give cos the apple got stuck in their door. Cinederalla gobbled down the apple and obviously her health got better. Two negatives make a positive.Voila! They were tired so they sat down to play a game. The game was to make maximum words from Rumpeltstiltskin. Guess who won? Rapunzel. Forgot to mention. She had joined them at half past six. She won the game cos while she was locked in that castle for many years, she was doing just that. They all studied fashion designing in the palace of the naked king. The latest fashion discovery were hooded clothes. But the only one who could afford it was red riding. All thanks to her hardworking grandmother. The other women dint even have mothers to care for them. But sometimes lovers can be more caring. So they never really missed family. They hung out in cosy places with their horse riders until mowgli came and spoilt their fun. Mogli and Meshwa and Simba and Nala always went on double dates. they eventually got married in madagascar. it was the best rave party ever. i like to move it move it. u like to? MOVE IT. there was lot of fireworks. Peter pan entered late. Hansel fell in love at first site. fireworks. The 3rd blind mouse was pregnant with jerry. fireworks. Rapunzel won a gift for wackiest hair do. fireworks. Mr. and Mrs. Shrek won the award for the most romantic couple. fireworkds. They all lived in the magic world of innocence and beauty. the rest is history. they all lived happily ever after. THE END.

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5 Responses to “WHEN 22 BECAME 2.”

  1. ishan February 19, 2009 at 4:07 am #

    brilliant! :)big smile on my face right now.

  2. pratibha November 1, 2010 at 6:24 pm #

    OUTSTANDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST LOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTT FORRRRRRR WORDS! u r talented girl! 🙂

  3. Foram January 18, 2011 at 10:21 am #

    Gud story and really awesum linkup too…..luv the way u write…. 🙂

  4. eben April 7, 2011 at 2:03 pm #

    what the fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu** …

    oh m god, you are an abso;ute amazing nut..!!

  5. Jaideep June 30, 2011 at 1:23 pm #

    sarcastingly amazingggggggggggggggggg 🙂

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