WE DONT NEED NO E-DU-CA-TION

16 Jun

U must not do engineering if…..

-If u suffer from “sue the mumbai university ” syndrome.
-If u hv suicidal tendencies.
-If u donot follow the 26 regional languages used by profs.
-If u cant celebrate a Year Drop.(even if u scored a 98 PCM!)
-If u cant wait up on ur viva examiner longer than ur bf/gf.
-If ur parents convince u that a BE degree wil make u rich n secure.
-If u dont hv a store house of coffee to keep u awake for 4 yrs.
-If u arnt game to sacrifice daddy’s salary on xerox shops.
-If being on the defaulter’s list doesnt fill ur heart wit immense pride.
-If 40 isnt ur favourite number.
-If 39 is ur favourite number.
-If u get intimidated by books weighing more than u.
-If mugging afro/latin/greek symbols isnt ur definition of knowledge.
-If u cant write piles of journals/assignments only to improve ur handwriting.
-If after all the effort for the above, they still flunk u in ur internals,”just for kicks”.
-If self pity is ur most prevalent trait.
-If the only piece of techonology that inspires u is Bluetooth.
-If u cant answer: WHY ME? ,every day of ur engineering life.
-If hardwork n consistency mean more to u than luck n prayer.
-If u loathe studying when the country;s colleges are on vacation( read May/December).
-If u hv accepted the fact that ur gona end up as a house wife/work at a call center.
-If u cant master 6 new subjects in 2 weeks of prep leave for each of 8 sems.
-If u are a devoted party animal.
-If u cant make robots move even after working 25/7 on them.
-If u are good at something else…..anything else!
IF?????U MUST NOT DO ENGINEERING.PERIOD.

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19 Responses to “WE DONT NEED NO E-DU-CA-TION”

  1. ruhey June 16, 2006 at 1:39 pm #

    GLad not doin it!!! cuz of reason no 1…2…3…oh all of them!!!

  2. Shyam June 16, 2006 at 1:52 pm #

    This is good..now we need to get you to the US and make a guide to why you should not do engineering at Tech!

  3. Anonymous June 17, 2006 at 5:45 am #

    nice one..v need 2 cr8 more awareness..say no 2 engg life’s ahead!!

  4. joshua June 17, 2006 at 5:47 am #

    hey priya … your goood … u should’nt be doin engineering

  5. Anonymous June 17, 2006 at 6:24 am #

    hey gurl where were u 4 yrs ago..
    hari

  6. saby June 17, 2006 at 8:06 am #

    nice one yaar…but the nice part about engg is that i got to meet nutcases like u.i can see u were up all night ventin out ur frustrations on engg.keep bloggin!!

  7. cricfreak June 17, 2006 at 10:49 am #

    Awesome!

  8. shishir June 17, 2006 at 5:35 pm #

    nice one. u can also add that after completing it, u feel as if ur entire life has been screwed coz of it..

  9. Vivek June 17, 2006 at 5:50 pm #

    Man, that was simply brilliant!

  10. Aditya T June 18, 2006 at 6:48 pm #

    lol.. the words of experience.. they speak the wisdom of the sages.. sages who’ve survived all rules and have since gone beyond! 😛

    good one! two thumbz up!

  11. prickintime June 19, 2006 at 10:36 am #

    er.. taht opened my eyes.. Bsc here i cometh !

  12. pushkar June 19, 2006 at 6:32 pm #

    hey pri…3 years too late….but still very true…

  13. Anonymous July 3, 2006 at 8:36 pm #

    very creative… and very true 🙂
    consider writing a book

  14. Anonymous July 6, 2006 at 6:59 pm #

    niice collection!:)

  15. Anil Kumar July 16, 2006 at 5:22 pm #

    It is more of a eulogy for MU … but a good one

  16. nisha August 8, 2006 at 5:29 pm #

    well its nice to see the past three years of my life summed up here…get that not so fresh feelin about the last round it though..

  17. Hunter April 22, 2010 at 7:22 pm #

    Floyd just got a whole lot better with that explanation !

  18. priyax April 23, 2010 at 1:03 am #

    who are u. i m curious.

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