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stardust awards-backstage!

firstly why the hell is it called star “dust” ? guys pls tell me there is a deep meaning to this!

ok so i was among the lucky(?!) ones who got to be in the 10cm radius of bollywood hot bods yesterday. i must say i was rather excited and pissed both; excited for obvious reasons, pissed for reasons i can’t mention (let my internship get over, and i wil call a spade, a spade;)) . so for all u movie buffs, i meet the unassumingly stunning farhan akthar, my husband of next life-akshay kumar, gorgeous n thin-kajol, nose job and more-priyanka chopra, sallu( sorry bhai, may ur dog RIP), i m now competition for al pachino-anil kapoor, asin- whos cutey pie dad gave me her card, shreya saran – who i thot was asin and  guess wat guys!! I SPOKE TO HER AND CALLED HER ASIN ASIN some 5 times!!  either she cursed me in her head or felt all precious that i equated her with asin. arre but wat i can do, these two look so alike!! apologies shreya! …then there was lovely vidya balan, i smoke my son’s ciggerette-kiran bedi, that smita patil’s hot son in jaane tu with short hair (why fellow, why??!?!), saif + kareena who went ‘saiiifuuuuu’ wit a lot of lust..er..luuurrvee.., ofcourse big B who wore wierd clothes and had wierd hair but still had his stunning persona in place. the lesser mortals, i love them all (but thats how they were treated), were amrita rao(OOOFF IRRITATING), ameesha (OUTRIGHT RUDE), tusshar (4’3”) ,vivek oberoi, dino, celina etc etc. 

 i totally agree they are all stars, i totally agree that they work their asses off to get where they are, and i totally dig into hindi cinema and most of these actors…. but i say this very sadly that the whole process felt so GOD DAMN SHALLOW.  i was observing myself of how i was behaving utterly doglike when i saw these actors while the lovely dancers and make up artists and all the paraphernelia where running around with no help. i wondered why amitabhji has so many body gaurds, i mean hes makes india proud, but who really has the time or interest to harm him? but i guess he must hv his reasons like everyone else have their reasons to be so fake from within and without.

each one of us is so special na>? ( sorry for this sudden insightful line.hehe). i realised this once again yesterday, that if i behaved doglike with those guys , i might as well behave doglike with everyone on this planet and pamper the hell out of everyone who is breathing! cos its all about breathing anyway! lou u all ! jai guru dev!

HAIL RAJNIKANTH! HAIL TAMIL NADU!

“naa lateah varuvein ana latestha varunvein!”

majja aa gaya bhai! for the unlucky ones, the loose translation to the abou line  izz-  i come late but i come like latest! and with wat attitude i say!beaudy! udder;) beaudy!!

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