Tag Archives: Childhood

the maid-of-honour

31 Jul

People come and go though we don’t like it that way. Kalpana taai, my x-house help is among those important people..  She pampered me so much (but ofcourse worshipped my brother! irritatingly, the whole world’s partial to that fellow); provided hot food, superb massages, kept the house spic and span as if it were a museum.

So frail at 60, she had the energy of a youth. She would barely reach my shoulder, and i am short. But u cross her path, and u wudn’t be spared. The only earning member of her useless family, I was so inspired by her zeal.

She loved to adorn her hair with flowers and made rocking nimbu paani. She would rather work than sit for pooja! She wud rather work than sleep. She basically loved working! Which was so refreshing, especially for my mom! Perhaps the only bad habit she had was she wud chew tobacco. Taai was too up tight to care for my constant nagging against it. She wud act as if i was talking to the fan and give me a look which when translated, read, “this is the only thing i do wrong, so deal with it gurl!”

In my house she managed the materialistic abundance with élan against going back to her home where she had to walk a mile and stand in queue forever to fill 2 buckets of water.(god can be cruel at times!! grrrhh)
Unfortunately she doesn’t come home anymore. Where ever u are kalpana taai, i love u.

i am a mommy!

30 Jan

 

while growing up.. i never really had stuffed toys..infact my folks were strictly against the barbie business also. the few i possessed were birthday gifts. i was quite irritated abt this actually..

but wat the heck! now, i am a proud mommy of 3! *tear in eye*

 

  1st one is zulu(boy)…he’s taken an oath to go veg, wat with the present day global warming scene n all. 

on the right is ping(girl)…actually shes’s zulu’s twin..(got them from the same store;))..but i rarely get confused between the 2 cos one is spotted and one’s not..god has been kind in that sense.

      and this one’s the youngest, bozo(boy). he mostly accumulates fat in his free time. also he                           skillfully crawls under my head when i am asleep. that is, if he is awake in the first place.

  all my lil one’s have an accent cos they are internationals. zulu n ping are from london while baby bozo’s from bangkok.super cuteness no?

  they hv all clearly gone on me;) yay i am proud mommy of 3!

 

Tacky full forms of bad words.

19 Feb

Hahaha… before i get started also i am laughing in antisipation of wat is in store in this post..

this post will epitomize most of our sillyness while we were teens. (that is only if you were as much a wannabe as me and my brother!!)

harish (the other wannabe) and i were getting nostalgic yesterday by calling each other ‘BAD WORDS’ and reciting their fullforms proudly!

here goes;

The commoners used..

MAD – My Adorable Darling and  PIG – Pretty Indian Girl  

The Cooler ones however, used….

STUPID – Smart, Talented, Useful(/Usless) Person in Demand!!!   ( at its corniest best)

and our very desi full form of the gaali IDIOT – I DO ISHQ ONLY TUMSE!!! HAHAHHAAHA

so when we used these words in school, the others around used to tease and all saying  ” oooh u called him darling, that means you like him, cheeeeeeeee”

haha,, it all seems like a bad dream! haha!

nowadays ofcourse we have classic abuses, which when used often leads to a serious fight. Sad.

culturing one’s speech and tweaking it with one’ s own creativity is the call of the day! infact there has been some research done by a Japanese scientist about the effect of words on water crystals hence human beings…cos we are more or less water bodies only wrapped with skin! the research yeilds astounding results! to learn more apply for the next YES!+ course in your vicinity! c u there,  STUPID ;)

WHEN 22 BECAME 2.

8 Apr

Once upon a time there were 3 blind mice, they loved to fart. They took the help of Pinnochio’s dad to build a small home for their family. Very ambitiously they planned a ballroom party as their house warming ceremony. Obviously Cinderella, Snow white and Hansel were invited. No one forgot their shoes! Suprise!!! Sadly none of them could enjoy the ball cos they couldnt enter the house of the mice. The dwarfs had fun though. The girls went back home hungry and ate the bread crumbs gratel had dropped few years ago. They walked through the jungle through the night gossiping. The sun came up and they were still walking and talking. Girls! Snow white developed heat boils as the sun was beating down on them. Cinderella got loose motions due to food poisoning thanks to ancient bread crumbs. Then she ate the apple that snow white had brought as gift for the mice, but dint give cos the apple got stuck in their door. Cinederalla gobbled down the apple and obviously her health got better. Two negatives make a positive.Voila! They were tired so they sat down to play a game. The game was to make maximum words from Rumpeltstiltskin. Guess who won? Rapunzel. Forgot to mention. She had joined them at half past six. She won the game cos while she was locked in that castle for many years, she was doing just that. They all studied fashion designing in the palace of the naked king. The latest fashion discovery were hooded clothes. But the only one who could afford it was red riding. All thanks to her hardworking grandmother. The other women dint even have mothers to care for them. But sometimes lovers can be more caring. So they never really missed family. They hung out in cosy places with their horse riders until mowgli came and spoilt their fun. Mogli and Meshwa and Simba and Nala always went on double dates. they eventually got married in madagascar. it was the best rave party ever. i like to move it move it. u like to? MOVE IT. there was lot of fireworks. Peter pan entered late. Hansel fell in love at first site. fireworks. The 3rd blind mouse was pregnant with jerry. fireworks. Rapunzel won a gift for wackiest hair do. fireworks. Mr. and Mrs. Shrek won the award for the most romantic couple. fireworkds. They all lived in the magic world of innocence and beauty. the rest is history. they all lived happily ever after. THE END.

SURROGATE REBIRTH

14 Jun

The Barbie broke,blue eyed,
Questions and more,friends chide.
Awoken,by the lion’s roar,
Napkins from a grocery store.
Teacher,teacher goes the game,
Now its who am I? Wheres my fame?

Dance for guests,sing temple song,
Check ones waist,the line of a thong.
Cook n clean,burnt fingers,
Does he love me….thoughts linger.
Chicken pox,popeye,alladin,
Stoned ,hash,vodka,gin.

Naked in the sun,lisp on tongue.
Left now with layers of dust.
No doubt,lotsa lying n whining,
Folks say,”u grown up!stop crying!”

Innocence stays,intelligence lost,
Intelligence stays,innocence frost.

Now now..hoping u hv read the verses above and made little or no sense of it..
i urge u to read them again..this time acknowledging that ..
every odd line represents “adolescence”
& every even line represents “youth”…..

STITCHED BEFORE TIME

14 Jun

Is the drone just for me
Or all prevailing?
Bumble bees yield honey,
There is none here.

The sleep of youth in me..
Slashing every vein,
Fondling teasingly my nerves,
Missing beats in synchrony..

Like the taste of grapes,
I stay in gloom..
Of my likes and dislikes alike,
Is this a sign of mocked abstinence?
For,the me in this body is upon the rack.

Cacophony of misunderstandings within
Does prayer help?
Tropical serum with clots of blood,,,
Relishing it, I detest those flesh.

Sliced & slivered,
Meat balls of rolling stones,,,,
Feeling sacred sometime..
But for most,well curtained frown beholds.

Fleeting glimpses is all I get,
My bodygaurd from Mr.Homiside.
Ticking away in way of time,
I lay in deep disturbed sleep of aeroplanes..

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